Squat & Gobble
About This Spot
Crepes, omelets, and all-day breakfast on West Portal's main strip. Patio seating, high chairs, booster seats — they get it. Kids love the sweet crepes (Nutella banana is the go-to), parents love the savory ones and bottomless coffee. The funny name is half the appeal for kids. Casual, affordable, and always packed on weekends for good reason.
What to Expect
Parent Tips
Go early on weekends — by 10 AM the wait can be 30+ minutes. The Nutella banana crepe is the kid crowd-pleaser. High chairs and boosters available. Patio seating is great for families with strollers. The bottomless coffee is a lifeline for tired parents. Combine with a walk down West Portal Avenue after — there's a great bookshop and toy store.
Local Insider Tips
Family Reviews
"My kids giggle every time they say the name. And then they demolish the Nutella banana crepe. We come here almost every Saturday — it's our family tradition."
— West Portal parent
"The patio is perfect for us — room for the stroller, the toddler can make a mess without stressing out, and the staff are genuinely nice to families. Plus bottomless coffee. Sold."
— SF parent
"Affordable, casual, and the crepes are legit good. Not just kid-food-good, actually good. I get the savory ones and steal bites of the kids' Nutella crepe. Best brunch value in the neighborhood."
— Local parent
Quick Info
Daily 8 AM-3 PM
West Portal
Kid-Friendly Eats
(415) 665-9900
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